We Made This Song For A Lesbian (But She Didn't Show) EP

by Herbert Hoover's Four Fresh Frozen Pizza Emporium

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This song was recorded at the entryway of Ryan's house by Ryan and Spenser. They were expecting the good friend of the emporium's: Lesidents, who lived down the street and was supposed to be coming over. They had recorded this song in complete darkness in hopes that she would walk in during the middle of it. But as the title goes, she didn't end up coming over that evening, so eventually after 17.5 minutes, they ended the song. The members of the emporium referred to her as Lesidents because she was the only person anyone knew outside of the emporium who was a fan of the band The Residents, and she was also a lesbian.


released May 31, 2014

Ryan Wesdock
Spenser White



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Herbert Hoover's Four Fresh Frozen Pizza Emporium Manassas, Virginia

HHFFFPE consisted of the four main "pizzas" Kyle Hvizdash, Ryan Wesdock, Jake Boge, and Nick Andjello, who would summon the central mystical and most circular of all fifth pizza deity Lord and Savior Spenser "Christ" White to produce a variety of avant garde music.
Over the years the emporium grew to include many other bonus slices: Kazi, Gretchen, Twats, Lyle, JLong, Mike A. Disbanded in 2015.
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